Approaching Python GalaxyFebruary 5th, 2007
Picard:
We are entering the Python Galaxy. Mister Crusher, maintain impulse speed.
Wesley:
Aye, sir.
Riker:
Captain, look! What is that white?
Picard:
I’ve never seen anything like it. All stop, Mister Crusher!
Wesley:
Aye, sir! … Captain, it doesn’t stop! The engine doesn’t stop!
Mad Lightning RoundJanuary 31st, 2007
Jim Cramer:
It’s time! It’s time for the lightning round! Are you ready, skee-daddy? I’d like to start with Joe, from Alabama! Hit me, Joe!
Joe:
First of all boo-boo-boo-booyaah from Alabama!
Jim Cramer:
Very nice regional booyah! Joe, what’s on your mind?
Joe:
Jim, your show is making me money!
Jim Cramer:
We are making money! Tu-turu-tu-tu-tu-turu-tu!
Joe:
Jimbo, talk to me about IMC – Iraqi Mobile Corp!
Alice in BlogosphereJanuary 24th, 2007
Sir First Blogger:
I could see above the crowd.
I invented all around, Wove a monster in my lab. Will you, won’t you join the Web? Will you, won’t you join the Web? Hey, child, what’s your name? Alice:
My name is Alice. I feel lost here and I really must be getting home. Could you please help me, Sir?
Sir First Blogger:
Only if you tell me that you support Net Neutrality!
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