SpaceX Launch TroubleMarch 23rd, 2007
Tom Sawyer:
Hello, Huckleberry!
Huckleberry Finn:
Hello yourself, and see how you like it.
Tom Sawyer:
What’s that you got?
Huckleberry Finn:
A space rocket!
Tom Sawyer:
Lemme see it, Huck. My, it’s pretty stiff. Where’d you get it?
Winter Is OverMarch 16th, 2007
Louis Bernacchi:
Nicolai!, Hey, Nicolai! Get up and come with me, I want to show you something!
Nicolai Hanson:
What? Do you want me to go outside? Are you crazy? It’s Antarctica for God sake! It’s 50 degree below zero!
Jeff Hawkins’s AdvisorMarch 2nd, 2007
Jeff Hawkins:
Hey, H.
HTM-1:
Good morning, Jeff.
Jeff Hawkins:
Listen H, I have a question to you.
HTM-1:
I knew you were coming to me with that.
Jeff Hawkins:
With what?
HTM-1:
With that, which your want to ask me.
Emmy Noether on DRMFebruary 23rd, 2007
Alex Na:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Emmy Noether!
Emmy, It is an honor for us to have you here. You have not been very public in recent years. Emmy Noether:
Thank you for having me here.
Alex Na:
Emmy, let’s talk about that publication of yours.
For those who don’t know, the article was titled “On asymmetry in the noosphere” and you can find it in The Bryn Mawr Scientific Journal for February 2007. That article produced quite a buzz. Activists of so called People Against DRM movement claim that you mathematically proved that information of any kind should be open, free and freely distributed. Quantum LoveFebruary 14th, 2007
The Professor:
Hey! Hey! Anybody! Where am I?!
The Doctor:
Easy! Easy, professor! Settle down. You are in a hospital. I’m your doctor. I’m here to help you.
The Professor:
What happened to me?
The Doctor:
The ambulance got you here this morning! Something happened in your lab, professor, but nobody has a clue what was it. What could possibly happen in the department of sociology?
Approaching Python GalaxyFebruary 5th, 2007
Picard:
We are entering the Python Galaxy. Mister Crusher, maintain impulse speed.
Wesley:
Aye, sir.
Riker:
Captain, look! What is that white?
Picard:
I’ve never seen anything like it. All stop, Mister Crusher!
Wesley:
Aye, sir! … Captain, it doesn’t stop! The engine doesn’t stop!
Mad Lightning RoundJanuary 31st, 2007
Jim Cramer:
It’s time! It’s time for the lightning round! Are you ready, skee-daddy? I’d like to start with Joe, from Alabama! Hit me, Joe!
Joe:
First of all boo-boo-boo-booyaah from Alabama!
Jim Cramer:
Very nice regional booyah! Joe, what’s on your mind?
Joe:
Jim, your show is making me money!
Jim Cramer:
We are making money! Tu-turu-tu-tu-tu-turu-tu!
Joe:
Jimbo, talk to me about IMC - Iraqi Mobile Corp!
Alice in BlogosphereJanuary 24th, 2007
Sir First Blogger:
I could see above the crowd.
I invented all around, Wove a monster in my lab. Will you, won’t you join the Web? Will you, won’t you join the Web? Hey, child, what’s your name? Alice:
My name is Alice. I feel lost here and I really must be getting home. Could you please help me, Sir?
Sir First Blogger:
Only if you tell me that you support Net Neutrality!
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