Eugene, welcome to the program. Nice to see you here, especially knowing that you don’t give interviews too often.

Good morning. Yes, I don’t like to give interviews, partially because my English is not very good, but today I have a reason and responsibility to go public. We just published the latest list of social viruses and one of them really dangerous. It is spreading very fast.

Social virus? What is it?

You know what a computer virus is. It is a piece of code which can get into your computer system and live there for some time. Mostly, what it does is copy itself to other systems, infecting as many computers as it can. When it has populated many computers it can start utilizing them for someone’s benefit. It can help break security systems, or simply send thousands meaningless messages to a target server causing a so called DoS attack.

Yes, that is a computer virus, but you said social?

A social virus is a piece of information which could infect not a computer system, but people’s minds. It is transmitted through information networks, radio, newspapers, television. Once you read it, or hear it, the “computer” in your head can get infected. We have been monitoring the public information networks for several years now. One of the most dangerous social virrii was the “Dow 14K”, it hit in the beginning of 2007.

Does it mean Dow Jones 14,000?

Yes. We noticed a quick spread of extremely optimistic market related texts, many of them included the signature “Dow Jones 14,000″. The virus was very contagious. When the virus infected enough people it provoked an unprecedented activity on the stock markets. The Dow actually reached the 14K mark. The rest of the story you know.

Oh, yes we do. So, lets get back to the list you published.

The dangerous one has a signature: “crisis of capitalism”. The virus has some mutations: “more government control”, “government’s money” and “nationalization is not that bad”. Our numbers show a huge spike of the infection.

Wait a second, do you think in a crisis like that government shouldn’t act boldly to protect our society and the free market itself?

The government’s role in an economic crisis is known. First the government creates a crisis, and then it does everything to prevent the market from fixing it. Fortunately, sooner or later, in spite of the anti-market efforts, powerful market forces resolve all imbalances. Regarding the “government’s money” – there is no such a thing. And nationalization has never been good for anyone except the government itself.

I see. Eugene, how can we protect ourselves?

Do not let the virus easily settle in your mind, resist as much as you can. Think about the meaning of words. Thinking is the best natural anti virus.

You know, it takes a lot of time and energy to read, analyze, educate yourself.

At least do not listen to the infected people. Once you hear “capitalism in crisis” or “more government control” keep the sanitary distance and repeat this antidote:

I can see you on the moon
Dancing squares with a goon
In the game
Only lame
Tell me now what's your name?

Nadia, what is there?

It is the latest newspaper from America!

Ah, how nice! Sit here, honey, and read it to me. Tell me how our American comrades shovel pepper into those capitalist asses!

“Weak auto sales continued to rattle the industry in November, as Ford Motor reported that sales plunged more than 30% from a year earlier and even fell short of the terrible results reported in October. Ford shares dropped sharply and put the Ford Motors’ capitalization bellow $6B.”

How good! That’ll show that old ass Henry!

“Trade union leaders said that salary reduction cannot solve the industry’s problem and should not be considered as an option.”

Right! I always said that Trade Unions are the school of communism! And if the management only dared to reduce the salary then – strike! Immediate strike!

“The company management said that they will soon run out of cash and saving the automotive industry will require some immediate government action.”

What a great moment! You know what our comrades should do? They should request that $6B from the government, buy out their own company, take ownership of it and rename it to the People’s Ford Motors Company.

“In order to save the troubled company they requested $9B bailout from the US Congress.”

$9B? Ah, nice! Please send our comrades my Big Proletarian Salute!

When is the election going to end?

In three days.

Yes, in three days… It’s so sad…

Don’t be so sad. It’s been a good one. Remember that “Boredom vs. Stupidity” dispute?

Yes, it was a funny one. Stupidity won hands up! We got quite excited and missed the actual debate that night. So funny! But I liked another dispute more, when we talked about how the right ideas could lead us to such a terrible disaster.

Yes, yes, and you said: now we are going to see if some wrong ideas can lead us any better.

Remember another day when we started arguing on the street shouting “You are right”, “No, you are right”? People around were completely confused and did not understand which one of us was saying what, so they started to argue with each other.

Yes, it was quite a crowd. Unfortunately they switched to the “You are wrong”, “No, you are wrong” mode rather fast.

It is interesting for how long they stayed there after we left.

They all were so involved and emotional. Eh, it will be over soon.

You know what the saddest thing is?

What?

After the election is over, we will know the result, but still won’t know if it is the right one.

Believe me, Cosmo, many people will be sure that they got it right and that the others got it wrong.

Yes, some people can only be in doubt once every four years…

I am Russian. The new war between Russia and Georgia is my pain. It is madness. People of Russia and Georgia have been living together for so long. How could those mad, greedy politicians from both sides let this happen….

I am going crazy…

I am crying for you Georgians, Russians, for everyone who happens to be there now.

I saw the Olympics today. Two athletes – one Russian Natalia Paderina, another Georgian Nino Salukvadze were staying together on the pedestal, holding each other. That is the symbol of Russia and Georgia!

I love you Natasha, I love you Nino! We are all with you.

The war should be stopped!

Professor, is the Chinese Room open?

Move on, buddy! It is closed.

Excuse me? Professor, are you OK?

What do you want from me? The room is closed. There is nothing here for you. It is closed and closed forever.

Is this the same Chinese Room that you have always talked about?

Yes. This is the room. This is the magical room which understands Chinese language. And now they closed it.

But why? What happened?

I do not want to talk about it.

Professor, tell me. There should be a reason for closing such a famous place.

It is all because of that guy.

What guy?

That little Chinese guy.

Professor, what Chinese guy?

You know they found that Chinese guy who has been sitting in the room all that time. How could I know? I though it was just a program which can answer questions. The program is just a formal syntactical algorithm, and so I argued that there was no real understanding of Chinese there, but now, that guy actually spoiled everything.

Oh, please, don’t take it so bad. You will get over it. Try to think about something else. What are you going to do tomorrow, professor?

I don’t know. That room has meant so much for me. I think I am moving in.

… Your power changed everything you touched. You not only turned our world upside down, you also created new worlds, worlds we have never seen before, worlds we would never have imagined before. Today, on your 60th birthday, we are all standing here, celebrating your greatness, your excellence and your undeniable influence on all of us.

Now, according to the old Japanese tradition, let us award you with this beautiful red kimono. We all wish you well and once again, thank you, thank you for all you have done for us. Please, everybody, let’s give him a great round of applause.

Hey, little one, listen.

What, Grandpa?

Why a red kimono? What does it mean?

Grandpa, I thought you knew everything. A red kimono means you can rest now, and from now on you are not responsible for anything.

Ah, that… Of course, I knew about it. I just didn’t see how it applied to me.

It is an old tradition, and we thought it was just the right way to celebrate your 60th birthday.

What a weird idea. I know all the history of kimonos. It has nothing to do with computers, absolutely nothing.

Grandpa, please, don’t take it too seriously. We thought it would just be fun.

Kimono, kimono… It doesn’t make any sense. What am I supposed to do with that stupid kimono?

Please, Grandpa, let it go. It is not about the kimono. Don’t get nervous, you know where it will lead you.

OK, OK. I don’t mind.

…

Listen, I am not Japanese.

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Carbon tax will start July 1, 2008 at a rate of $10 per tonne of associated carbon, or carbon‑equivalent, emissions. That works out to about 2.4 cents a litre at the gas pump and 2.8 cents a litre for diesel and home heating oil. Leading economists and scientists agree: Seeing that cost, and making it real, will give us new incentives to change the habits that created global warming in the first place.

Let me get this clear. Today we pay say, $1.20 per litre, and with the tax it will be $1.224 per litre? Am I correct?

Yes, for every litre of gas an additional 2.4 cents will be charged as the carbon tax.

And why do you think this is the right thing to do?

Because we have to act on the environment. The green house gases …

Yes, yes, that I understand. What I am struggling to get is those two numbers. Why do you think price $1.20 does not work as incentives to change people’s habits, but $1.22 does? Do you have any scientific study proving that idea?

Of course, not. It is not about the exact price people paying at the gas stations. We believe that the carbon tax will be an additional reason for people to start thinking green. And do not forget, the carbon tax is absolutely revenue neutral, so all the money will go back to the people and the corporations.

Does that mean I can request back those 2.4 cents per litre right at the gas station?

No, Kevin, it does not work this way. It means every dollar raised will be returned to the people of B.C. in the form of lower taxes. The general corporate income tax rate will be reduced from 12 per cent to 11 per cent and, over the next three years, we expect it to fall to 10 per cent — on par with the lowest corporate tax rates in the country. That puts B.C. on track, by 2012, for a total combined corporate tax rate — the federal plus the B.C. rate — of 25 per cent… the lowest among the world’s major industrialized economies, and 10 points lower than the U.S. federal rate.

Right, lower taxes. That’s what I wanted to ask you about. Firstly, introducing new tax to cover reduction in existing one is not lowering taxes at all. Secondly, 25 per cent corporate tax will place Canada into the 21st position in the world. In order to be in the first ten we need to reduce it to at least 17%. So can we really reduce taxes to 17% and can we do it now, not in ten years?

17% combined? I do not think so. In order to get there we would have to set the carbon tax in the range of $30-$50 per tonne or even more.

Minister, you don’t get the concept of tax reduction right. Tax reduction means less taxes, not less some taxes but more other taxes. Do we have any chance here?

I don’t know, Kevin… theoretically… if we increase the GST…

…That subjectivity applied to the modern physics bothers me a lot. It is not because I cannot accept the idea of our mind and consciousness are part of the system. No, not at all. I can feel my consciousness so it is part of the real world for me. At least it is real enough for me to accept that it could interact somehow with the physical world around. What bothers me is that there is no math to work with that. In a sense, the science ended at that very moment when you allow any free will to act.

What would you expect? Objectivity is the basis of science.

Yes, but I have been looking for any case when subjectivity and mathematics intersect. I hoped that if I found such an example then may be we can begin to study that subjectivity in a normal scientific way. And guess what? It looks like I found something of that sort! Yesterday I was helping my daughter to do her math homework and there was some of those ‘continue the sequence’ problems. Some short sequence of numbers is given and you have to find out what the next number should be.

O, I remember, I’ve always hated those. Every time when I gave up and somebody showed me the solution, it looked so obvious that I felt stupid.

Right. But here is what I thought: let’s say we have a sequence 2,4,8. What would be the next number?

Simple, 16, of course.

Can you explain why?

That is obvious. You can see that every number doubles, so the next is double of 8, 16.

But what if I tell you that the next number is actually 32?

32? Let me see… Ah I know. The next number is the last one multiplied by the one before! 8 is 4 by 2. Then the next one would be 8 by 4, 32. Right?

The thing is that there is no right solution for that, because your belief in some rule is part of the solution and you are free to come up with any rule you want.

Tell me, what was the answer in the textbook?

Sixteen, of course, but that was wrong. 16 would be correct if the rule of doubling the last number was given, but it was not.

I see. Interesting, but what could you make of this?

Since the solution to the problem depends on the free will of the person who is solving it, we have a clear case of subjective influence on the mathematical result. Isn’t it amazing?

Then I would not call this problem mathematical at all.

Who knows? After all, it was in a mathematics textbook.

I recognize that smile, my gentle master. That look, those sparkles in your eyes, all telling me it’s happening again. Ah, tell me what’s the name of one who keeps us on the move when all the world is having dinner?

She’s Donna Anna. I saw her in the church today. This morning, Leporello, love struck and split my heart in two.

A broken heart? It must be painful, even deadly. What can I say? Remember that one time you lost your head? You were alive and happy, and even played guitar. My master, are you feeling good?

Ah, more than that! I feel two lives instead of one. The one of me is loved and happy. Donna Anna, remembers him and all this day she has been asking everyone about him, and dreaming that they meet again.

The one of you? Then tell me of the other.

The other me will be rejected, sad and looking for a place to kill himself. Until I talk to her, my Leporello, I am both of them.

How can it be? It makes so little sense. Can I be full and hungry all at once? I’m hungry, by the way.

I’m telling you that love can make it so. You must believe me, I am two.

Could I believe that you are two?

…If only I’d be paid by both of you.

Good Afternoon, Chief. It’s nice of you to come. We have just received new fishing nets, big ones. Just as you asked last time.

Hi, Berry. I am not here for the net. I want to buy a license.

License? But you don’t need a license, do you? You aboriginal people can fish any time you want.

I know, but I decided to buy a license this year.

But why?

After many days of thinking, I have decided that it is the right thing to do. People should not have different rights based on their nationality, religion or the color of their skin. Such thing is nothing but racial segregation. I just don’t want to be part of it anymore. I decided to give up all the extra rights I have as an aboriginal. That was my decision and I am going to stick with it. Other people in my country have to buy fishing licenses; so I’m going to buy one, too.

Cool! I’ve never seen anything like it. People never give up privileges voluntarily.

Great people did. The most educated and the most progressive ones did. If not for that, then why do we need the elite in our society?

Fresh salmon stamp?

Yes, please. And Berry, no one can have greater privilege than being treated as equal, and the only way to get it is to treat others as equal first.

OK. Here it is. 51 dollars total.

Thank you, Berry. Goodbye.

Chief!

What?

You know the regulation for today is just three coho maximum.

I know, I know…