The Dialogs » relationship http://thedialogs.org "...what is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?" Fri, 06 May 2011 15:59:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 May 5th – Think Differen Day http://thedialogs.org/2011/05/05/may-5th-think-differen-day/ http://thedialogs.org/2011/05/05/may-5th-think-differen-day/#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 17:04:54 +0000 Alex Na http://thedialogs.org/?p=71 Albert
I am sure Ryan Kesler will score tonight again. What a guy! Are you watching the game tonight?
Bob
What?
Albert
Canucks are playing tonight.
Bob
Hockey you mean? Since when are you into hockey?
Albert
Ha-ha, it is just for one day. It’s May 5th today.
Bob
So?
Albert
Think Different Day!

Bob
Ah! I’ve totally forgotten.
Albert
And?
Bob
What?
Albert
You should come up with something.
Bob
Hmm… give me a moment. Hmm… Let’s say I like the pink color. I like the pink color so much.
Albert
Eh…
Bob
No, wait. I know. I know. Let’s legalize marijuana. Yes, I do think we need to legalize weed. Oh, my God. Did I really say it?
Albert
That’s something. I think you can join our Think Different dinner today.
Bob
You have a special dinner?
Albert
Every year. It is so much fun. Last time uncle George convinced all of us that men should be shaving legs, Josh told us how angel Gabriel revealed The Koran to Muhammad and Anna drank beer all evening and watched Top Gear. You should come today with your legalize weed speech. Will you?
Bob
Sure, why not?
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I am so angry! I hate to be angry! How could she say that? After all these years!
Me:
Stop it. She didn’t mean it, you know.
I:
I hate it when she talks to me like that!
Me:
You started yelling first, you know.
I:
What she said was stupid! Stupid! Stupidity makes me mad!
Me:
Listen you smarty, if you are so smart you should notice that it was her second day. She is always unbearable those days.
Myself:
Interesting, if the milk was not white, what color would it be?

I:
I’m telling you, if she starts that again, I don’t know, I will … I don’t know. Green.
Myself:
Why green?
I:
After the grass, of course.
Myself:
Eh, boring!
I:
OK, green in the summer but yellow in the winter.
Myself:
Right, yellow as hay. That’s better.
I:
Interesting, I have never seen anyone drinking milk through a straw.
Myself:
If it was orange, that would be quite natural.
Me:
I know! I know! It should be all the colors all together; then people would call the rainbow the Milky Way!
Myself:
Nice. And if you stir it well it would turn white!
I:
It is white!
Me:
Ha-Ha-Ha!
I:
Very funny!
Myself:
OK, I’m going to eat something now.
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