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May 5th – Think Differen Day

Thursday, May 5th, 2011
Albert
I am sure Ryan Kesler will score tonight again. What a guy! Are you watching the game tonight?
Bob
What?
Albert
Canucks are playing tonight.
Bob
Hockey you mean? Since when are you into hockey?
Albert
Ha-ha, it is just for one day. It’s May 5th today.
Bob
So?
Albert
Think Different Day!

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I, Me and Myself

Monday, July 30th, 2007
I:
I am so angry! I hate to be angry! How could she say that? After all these years!
Me:
Stop it. She didn’t mean it, you know.
I:
I hate it when she talks to me like that!
Me:
You started yelling first, you know.
I:
What she said was stupid! Stupid! Stupidity makes me mad!
Me:
Listen you smarty, if you are so smart you should notice that it was her second day. She is always unbearable those days.
Myself:
Interesting, if the milk was not white, what color would it be?

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