The Dialogs » narrow-mindedness http://thedialogs.org "...what is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?" Fri, 06 May 2011 15:59:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 May 5th – Think Differen Day http://thedialogs.org/2011/05/05/may-5th-think-differen-day/ http://thedialogs.org/2011/05/05/may-5th-think-differen-day/#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 17:04:54 +0000 Alex Na http://thedialogs.org/?p=71 Albert
I am sure Ryan Kesler will score tonight again. What a guy! Are you watching the game tonight?
Bob
What?
Albert
Canucks are playing tonight.
Bob
Hockey you mean? Since when are you into hockey?
Albert
Ha-ha, it is just for one day. It’s May 5th today.
Bob
So?
Albert
Think Different Day!

Bob
Ah! I’ve totally forgotten.
Albert
And?
Bob
What?
Albert
You should come up with something.
Bob
Hmm… give me a moment. Hmm… Let’s say I like the pink color. I like the pink color so much.
Albert
Eh…
Bob
No, wait. I know. I know. Let’s legalize marijuana. Yes, I do think we need to legalize weed. Oh, my God. Did I really say it?
Albert
That’s something. I think you can join our Think Different dinner today.
Bob
You have a special dinner?
Albert
Every year. It is so much fun. Last time uncle George convinced all of us that men should be shaving legs, Josh told us how angel Gabriel revealed The Koran to Muhammad and Anna drank beer all evening and watched Top Gear. You should come today with your legalize weed speech. Will you?
Bob
Sure, why not?
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Wow! It’s so high up here! I got a bit dizzy.
Bob:
That’s normal. You’ll get used to it. Just, don’t look down.
Chris:
I know. I know. I shouldn’t be looking down, but it’s so darn tempting. Look at all the life down there!
Bob:
Don’t look down, look inside instead. It’s more fun, if you ask me.
Chris:
What’s inside? It’s nothing but boring people sitting still, staring at their screens. Look at them. That chick in the corner cubicle is hot though.

Bob:
Eh, plain Jane! Wait ’till we reach the thirty seventh. There’ll be a hot one!
Chris:
Blonde?
Bob:
Oh, she has the perfect hair color. It’s like a pale moonlight in a summer night.
Chris:
Ha! You are a poet, Bob. Tell me more, what does she wear?
Bob:
You work, pal. Work! Get the corner. Last time she wore a t-shirt saying, “Hey, window guy, stop staring at me and get back to work”.
Chris:
Seriously, Bob. Tell me, I want to envision her. Is she tall?
Bob:
I tell you what, a beautiful women is not just about how she looks, it is about how she moves. If we get lucky you’ll see her walking through the office. That’ll make you dizzy, pal.
Chris:
Nice! I really want to see her now. Bob, are you just trying to make me work faster?
Bob:
I am telling you. You’ll see.
Chris:
What about her voice?
Bob:
Voice? How can I know? I am not a telephone guy.
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