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May 5th – Think Differen Day

Thursday, May 5th, 2011
Albert
I am sure Ryan Kesler will score tonight again. What a guy! Are you watching the game tonight?
Bob
What?
Albert
Canucks are playing tonight.
Bob
Hockey you mean? Since when are you into hockey?
Albert
Ha-ha, it is just for one day. It’s May 5th today.
Bob
So?
Albert
Think Different Day!

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Window Cleaners

Sunday, May 20th, 2007
Chris:
Wow! It’s so high up here! I got a bit dizzy.
Bob:
That’s normal. You’ll get used to it. Just, don’t look down.
Chris:
I know. I know. I shouldn’t be looking down, but it’s so darn tempting. Look at all the life down there!
Bob:
Don’t look down, look inside instead. It’s more fun, if you ask me.
Chris:
What’s inside? It’s nothing but boring people sitting still, staring at their screens. Look at them. That chick in the corner cubicle is hot though.

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