The Dialogs » humor http://thedialogs.org "...what is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?" Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 I, Me and Myself http://thedialogs.org/2007/07/30/i-me-and-myself/ http://thedialogs.org/2007/07/30/i-me-and-myself/#comments Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:18:57 +0000 Alex Na http://thedialogs.org/2007/07/30/i-me-and-myself/ I:
I am so angry! I hate to be angry! How could she say that? After all these years!
Me:
Stop it. She didn’t mean it, you know.
I:
I hate it when she talks to me like that!
Me:
You started yelling first, you know.
I:
What she said was stupid! Stupid! Stupidity makes me mad!
Me:
Listen you smarty, if you are so smart you should notice that it was her second day. She is always unbearable those days.
Myself:
Interesting, if the milk was not white, what color would it be?

I:
I’m telling you, if she starts that again, I don’t know, I will … I don’t know. Green.
Myself:
Why green?
I:
After the grass, of course.
Myself:
Eh, boring!
I:
OK, green in the summer but yellow in the winter.
Myself:
Right, yellow as hay. That’s better.
I:
Interesting, I have never seen anyone drinking milk through a straw.
Myself:
If it was orange, that would be quite natural.
Me:
I know! I know! It should be all the colors all together; then people would call the rainbow the Milky Way!
Myself:
Nice. And if you stir it well it would turn white!
I:
It is white!
Me:
Ha-Ha-Ha!
I:
Very funny!
Myself:
OK, I’m going to eat something now.
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Hi, Gal! Tsup?
Gal909090:
Hi, Bit. Haven’t seen you for a while.
BitnikB:
Got into an awful accident, just recovered.
Gal909090:
Did you get under the “under construction” sign again?

BitnikB:
Exactly. You?
Gal909090:
I found one virgin blog. It’s pure stuff!
BitnikB:
Nice.
Gal909090:
Colors! You know, if it’s blue it’s blue, if it’s yellow it’s yellow.
BitnikB:
Ah, that’s rare.
Gal909090:
You know that feeling – gosh, I am the first one here.
BitnikB:
Yep. Yep. Yep. How did you jump there?
Gal909090:
Jump? Kidding? You can’t jump here from anywhere, it’s not like … you know … slashdot.
BitnikB:
Ha. My bad.
Gal909090:
Oh, just read the text. Gosh, it’s the innocent pathetic nature by itself. You read stuff like it and for a moment feel that the creator is trying to tell you something, something important…

And when the moment is over it is all just nonsense again…

BitnikB:
It is nice we still discover places like it.

Got to go, Gal. Nice surfing!

Gal909090:
I’m going too. Just have to leave my mark on that site.
BitnikB:
Which is?
Gal909090:
“Wow! Nice post!”
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