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I, Me and Myself

Monday, July 30th, 2007
I:
I am so angry! I hate to be angry! How could she say that? After all these years!
Me:
Stop it. She didn’t mean it, you know.
I:
I hate it when she talks to me like that!
Me:
You started yelling first, you know.
I:
What she said was stupid! Stupid! Stupidity makes me mad!
Me:
Listen you smarty, if you are so smart you should notice that it was her second day. She is always unbearable those days.
Myself:
Interesting, if the milk was not white, what color would it be?

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Extreme Internet Surfing

Monday, April 2nd, 2007
BitnikB:
Hi, Gal! Tsup?
Gal909090:
Hi, Bit. Haven’t seen you for a while.
BitnikB:
Got into an awful accident, just recovered.
Gal909090:
Did you get under the “under construction” sign again?

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