Hi, Gal! Tsup?

Hi, Bit. Haven’t seen you for a while.

Got into an awful accident, just recovered.

Did you get under the “under construction” sign again?

Exactly. You?

I found one virgin blog. It’s pure stuff!

Nice.

Colors! You know, if it’s blue it’s blue, if it’s yellow it’s yellow.

Ah, that’s rare.

You know that feeling – gosh, I am the first one here.

Yep. Yep. Yep. How did you jump there?

Jump? Kidding? You can’t jump here from anywhere, it’s not like … you know … slashdot.

Ha. My bad.

Oh, just read the text. Gosh, it’s the innocent pathetic nature by itself. You read stuff like it and for a moment feel that the creator is trying to tell you something, something important…

And when the moment is over it is all just nonsense again…

It is nice we still discover places like it.

Got to go, Gal. Nice surfing!

I’m going too. Just have to leave my mark on that site.

Which is?

“Wow! Nice post!”

I could see above the crowd.
I invented all around,
Wove a monster in my lab.
Will you, won’t you join the Web?
Will you, won’t you join the Web?

Hey, child, what’s your name?

My name is Alice. I feel lost here and I really must be getting home. Could you please help me, Sir?

Only if you tell me that you support Net Neutrality!

Net Neutrality? I don’t understand.

Net Neutrality!

If you pay to connect to the net
With a given quality of service,
And I pay to connect to the net
With the same or higher quality of service,
Then you and I can communicate across the net,
With that quality of service.

I’ve heard something like it, but I am not sure if I can repeat it correctly. Does it really mean something?

It means a lot! It means that everybody should be treated equally, no matter what services they provide.

Ah! You mean all servants should be treated as ladies and lords. That I understand! No peerage! Net Neutrality!

No! Not at all! I mean all the servants should be equal and nothing else!

But Sir, they are equal! Aren’t they?

They have been equal until now, but it might be changed and we must prevent it.

And what if we don’t?

Imagine you want to put some of your photographs on the net, but you can’t, because the voice service has taken all the bandwidth and nothing is left for the photo service.

Sir, I dare say, it was not very civil of you to remind me of those photographs!

Hmm… Let me put it this way. You want to read your favorite book on-line, but you can’t because someone has decided that downloading the photographs of, let me say, some other girls, has the priority. What would you say?

Then I do support that Neutrality very much! Tell me, Sir, what shall we do?

All the ISP’s must comply fully with Net Neutrality. It is that simple!

ISP’s? What do they live on?

All they used to have was selling connectivity to the net. Now some of them tried eating service providers and, as you know, appetite comes with eating.

Sir, I can assure you that if I meet those ISP’s, I shall ask them for Neutrality. I doubt they will like it though… So now, can you help me get out of this place?

That is simple! If you get into a wrong place, don’t just hit the back button once; hit it twice.

Thank you Sir! Good bye! Good bye!