People’s Ford Motors Company
Lenin:
Nadia, what is there?
Nadia:
It is the latest newspaper from America!
Lenin:
Ah, how nice! Sit here, honey, and read it to me. Tell me how our American comrades shovel pepper into those capitalist asses!
Nadia:
“Weak auto sales continued to rattle the industry in November, as Ford Motor reported that sales plunged more than 30% from a year earlier and even fell short of the terrible results reported in October. Ford shares dropped sharply and put the Ford Motors’ capitalization bellow $6B.”
Lenin:
How good! That’ll show that old ass Henry!
Nadia:
“Trade union leaders said that salary reduction cannot solve the industry’s problem and should not be considered as an option.”
Lenin:
Right! I always said that Trade Unions are the school of communism! And if the management only dared to reduce the salary then – strike! Immediate strike!
Nadia:
“The company management said that they will soon run out of cash and saving the automotive industry will require some immediate government action.”
Lenin:
What a great moment! You know what our comrades should do? They should request that $6B from the government, buy out their own company, take ownership of it and rename it to the People’s Ford Motors Company.
Nadia:
“In order to save the troubled company they requested $9B bailout from the US Congress.”
Lenin:
$9B? Ah, nice! Please send our comrades my Big Proletarian Salute!
