Return From The Vacation

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Hal Bregg:
Mike! Hi, buddy! I am back!
Michael Scott:
Ah, Mr. Bregg. Good morning.
Hal Bregg:
Why are you so official?
Michael Scott:
We think it’s appropriate for a big company like us. Don’t you think?

Hal Bregg:
Hmm, I don’t know. That is something new. Should I call you boss now?
Michael Scott:
Mr. Scott would be OK. And, please, this t-shirt saying “Vodka: Connecting people” is not quite appropriate.
Hal Bregg:
I always wear what I like. Do you want me to wear a suit, or what? I am a programmer after all! By the way, how did my program behave? Remember, I stayed up all night working on it, almost missed my flight.
Michael Scott:
Your program? We don’t use it anymore. Mr. Hue came up with a better way to do the calculations.
Hal Bregg:
Who the hell is Mr. Hue?
Michael Scott:
The new guy we hired instead of Julia. What a smart guy.
Hal Bregg:
But what happened to Julia?
Michael Scott:
Julia? She moved to Toronto with that guy John.
Hal Bregg:
Hmm… She never mentioned him. How the hell did all this happen? I was out for just two weeks and I feel like it was a year.
Michael Scott:
It is all relativity, Mr. Bregg. While on vacation it’s been a couple of weeks, here on Earth, a whole lifetime has passed.

One Response to “Return From The Vacation”

  1. Armand Says:

    “While on vacation it’s been a couple of weeks, here on Earth, a whole lifetime has passed.” – Simply beautiful!!

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