I, Me and Myself
I:
I am so angry! I hate to be angry! How could she say that? After all these years!
Me:
Stop it. She didn’t mean it, you know.
I:
I hate it when she talks to me like that!
Me:
You started yelling first, you know.
I:
What she said was stupid! Stupid! Stupidity makes me mad!
Me:
Listen you smarty, if you are so smart you should notice that it was her second day. She is always unbearable those days.
Myself:
Interesting, if the milk was not white, what color would it be?
I:
I’m telling you, if she starts that again, I don’t know, I will … I don’t know. Green.
Myself:
Why green?
I:
After the grass, of course.
Myself:
Eh, boring!
I:
OK, green in the summer but yellow in the winter.
Myself:
Right, yellow as hay. That’s better.
I:
Interesting, I have never seen anyone drinking milk through a straw.
Myself:
If it was orange, that would be quite natural.
Me:
I know! I know! It should be all the colors all together; then people would call the rainbow the Milky Way!
Myself:
Nice. And if you stir it well it would turn white!
I:
It is white!
Me:
Ha-Ha-Ha!
I:
Very funny!
Myself:
OK, I’m going to eat something now.
August 4th, 2007 at 12:58 am
Nice monologue, I like it.