Archive for May, 2007

Keys, Wallet and Cell

Thursday, May 31st, 2007
Keys:
Hello, my pocket friend.
Wallet:
Hi, Keys. How are you?
Keys:
Still turning, still turning.
Wallet:
Keep it up my friend, you are going to retire soon. Look here, I have a couple of card-like keys in me.
Keys:
Eh, it’s nothing new here. Those skinny youngsters have been around for years, and not much has changed since.
Wallet:
Give them some time and they’ll get you out of the pocket forever.
Keys:
Don’t be so arrogant, Wallet. The phone is going to get both of us someday, so we will retire together. Hi, Phone.

(more…)

Posted in foleo, mobile, palm, smartphone | 3 Comments »

Window Cleaners

Sunday, May 20th, 2007
Chris:
Wow! It’s so high up here! I got a bit dizzy.
Bob:
That’s normal. You’ll get used to it. Just, don’t look down.
Chris:
I know. I know. I shouldn’t be looking down, but it’s so darn tempting. Look at all the life down there!
Bob:
Don’t look down, look inside instead. It’s more fun, if you ask me.
Chris:
What’s inside? It’s nothing but boring people sitting still, staring at their screens. Look at them. That chick in the corner cubicle is hot though.

(more…)

Posted in incompleteness, narrow-mindedness | No Comments »

Google, Please Filter This

Monday, May 7th, 2007
Google Support:
… Yes, we now have an automatic filtering system which can recognize illegal use of the original content. It works with all the possible media: text, audio and video.
Benny M.:
That filtering system, how does it do it?

(more…)

Posted in google, internet, media, plagiarism | No Comments »