Archive for January, 2007

Mad Lightning Round

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
Jim Cramer:
It’s time! It’s time for the lightning round! Are you ready, skee-daddy? I’d like to start with Joe, from Alabama! Hit me, Joe!
Joe:
First of all boo-boo-boo-booyaah from Alabama!
Jim Cramer:
Very nice regional booyah! Joe, what’s on your mind?
Joe:
Jim, your show is making me money!
Jim Cramer:
We are making money! Tu-turu-tu-tu-tu-turu-tu!
Joe:
Jimbo, talk to me about IMC – Iraqi Mobile Corp!

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Alice in Blogosphere

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
Sir First Blogger:
I could see above the crowd.
I invented all around,
Wove a monster in my lab.
Will you, won’t you join the Web?
Will you, won’t you join the Web?

Hey, child, what’s your name?
Alice:
My name is Alice. I feel lost here and I really must be getting home. Could you please help me, Sir?
Sir First Blogger:
Only if you tell me that you support Net Neutrality!

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