New Social Virus Revealed
I can see you on the moon Dancing squares with a goon In the game Only lame Tell me now what's your name?
New Social Virus RevealedMay 8th, 2009
Dan:
Eugene, welcome to the program. Nice to see you here, especially knowing that you don’t give interviews too often.
Kaspersky:
Good morning. Yes, I don’t like to give interviews, partially because my English is not very good, but today I have a reason and responsibility to go public. We just published the latest list of social viruses and one of them really dangerous. It is spreading very fast.
Dan:
Social virus? What is it?
Kaspersky:
You know what a computer virus is. It is a piece of code which can get into your computer system and live there for some time. Mostly, what it does is copy itself to other systems, infecting as many computers as it can. When it has populated many computers it can start utilizing them for someone’s benefit. It can help break security systems, or simply send thousands meaningless messages to a target server causing a so called DoS attack.
Dan:
Yes, that is a computer virus, but you said social?
Kaspersky:
A social virus is a piece of information which could infect not a computer system, but people’s minds. It is transmitted through information networks, radio, newspapers, television. Once you read it, or hear it, the “computer” in your head can get infected. We have been monitoring the public information networks for several years now. One of the most dangerous social virrii was the “Dow 14K”, it hit in the beginning of 2007.
Dan:
Does it mean Dow Jones 14,000?
Kaspersky:
Yes. We noticed a quick spread of extremely optimistic market related texts, many of them included the signature “Dow Jones 14,000″. The virus was very contagious. When the virus infected enough people it provoked an unprecedented activity on the stock markets. The Dow actually reached the 14K mark. The rest of the story you know.
Dan:
Oh, yes we do. So, lets get back to the list you published.
Kaspersky:
The dangerous one has a signature: “crisis of capitalism”. The virus has some mutations: “more government control”, “government’s money” and “nationalization is not that bad”. Our numbers show a huge spike of the infection.
Dan:
Wait a second, do you think in a crisis like that government shouldn’t act boldly to protect our society and the free market itself?
Kaspersky:
The government’s role in an economic crisis is known. First the government creates a crisis, and then it does everything to prevent the market from fixing it. Fortunately, sooner or later, in spite of the anti-market efforts, powerful market forces resolve all imbalances. Regarding the “government’s money” – there is no such a thing. And nationalization has never been good for anyone except the government itself.
Dan:
I see. Eugene, how can we protect ourselves?
Kaspersky:
Do not let the virus easily settle in your mind, resist as much as you can. Think about the meaning of words. Thinking is the best natural anti virus.
Dan:
You know, it takes a lot of time and energy to read, analyze, educate yourself.
Kaspersky:
At least do not listen to the infected people. Once you hear “capitalism in crisis” or “more government control” keep the sanitary distance and repeat this antidote:
I can see you on the moon Dancing squares with a goon In the game Only lame Tell me now what's your name? People’s Ford Motors CompanyDecember 2nd, 2008
Lenin:
Nadia, what is there?
Nadia:
It is the latest newspaper from America!
Lenin:
Ah, how nice! Sit here, honey, and read it to me. Tell me how our American comrades shovel pepper into those capitalist asses!
Being In Doubt for LifeNovember 2nd, 2008
Cosmo:
When is the election going to end?
Jerry:
In three days.
Cosmo:
Yes, in three days… It’s so sad…
Stop the War!August 11th, 2008
Alex Na:
I am Russian. The new war between Russia and Georgia is my pain. It is madness. People of Russia and Georgia have been living together for so long. How could those mad, greedy politicians from both sides let this happen….
I am going crazy… I am crying for you Georgians, Russians, for everyone who happens to be there now. I saw the Olympics today. Two athletes – one Russian Natalia Paderina, another Georgian Nino Salukvadze were staying together on the pedestal, holding each other. That is the symbol of Russia and Georgia!
I love you Natasha, I love you Nino! We are all with you. The war should be stopped! Closing of the Chinese RoomJuly 17th, 2008
Student:
Professor, is the Chinese Room open?
Prof. Searly:
Move on, buddy! It is closed.
Student:
Excuse me? Professor, are you OK?
Prof. Searly:
What do you want from me? The room is closed. There is nothing here for you. It is closed and closed forever.
Student:
Is this the same Chinese Room that you have always talked about?
Prof. Searly:
Yes. This is the room. This is the magical room which understands Chinese language. And now they closed it.
Student:
But why? What happened?
Computer’s Red Kimono CeremonyJune 25th, 2008
Master of Ceremonies:
… Your power changed everything you touched. You not only turned our world upside down, you also created new worlds, worlds we have never seen before, worlds we would never have imagined before. Today, on your 60th birthday, we are all standing here, celebrating your greatness, your excellence and your undeniable influence on all of us.
Now, according to the old Japanese tradition, let us award you with this beautiful red kimono. We all wish you well and once again, thank you, thank you for all you have done for us. Please, everybody, let’s give him a great round of applause. Evil carbon tax in BC is comingMarch 14th, 2008
Carole Taylor:
Carbon tax will start July 1, 2008 at a rate of $10 per tonne of associated carbon, or carbon‑equivalent, emissions. That works out to about 2.4 cents a litre at the gas pump and 2.8 cents a litre for diesel and home heating oil. Leading economists and scientists agree: Seeing that cost, and making it real, will give us new incentives to change the habits that created global warming in the first place.
Kevin:
Let me get this clear. Today we pay say, $1.20 per litre, and with the tax it will be $1.224 per litre? Am I correct?
Carole Taylor:
Yes, for every litre of gas an additional 2.4 cents will be charged as the carbon tax.
Kevin:
And why do you think this is the right thing to do?
Subjective MathematicsFebruary 18th, 2008
Roger:
…That subjectivity applied to the modern physics bothers me a lot. It is not because I cannot accept the idea of our mind and consciousness are part of the system. No, not at all. I can feel my consciousness so it is part of the real world for me. At least it is real enough for me to accept that it could interact somehow with the physical world around. What bothers me is that there is no math to work with that. In a sense, the science ended at that very moment when you allow any free will to act.
Jonathan:
What would you expect? Objectivity is the basis of science.
Roger:
Yes, but I have been looking for any case when subjectivity and mathematics intersect. I hoped that if I found such an example then may be we can begin to study that subjectivity in a normal scientific way. And guess what? It looks like I found something of that sort! Yesterday I was helping my daughter to do her math homework and there was some of those ‘continue the sequence’ problems. Some short sequence of numbers is given and you have to find out what the next number should be.
Don EverettDecember 29th, 2007
Leporello:
I recognize that smile, my gentle master. That look, those sparkles in your eyes, all telling me it’s happening again. Ah, tell me what’s the name of one who keeps us on the move when all the world is having dinner?
Don Everett:
She’s Donna Anna. I saw her in the church today. This morning, Leporello, love struck and split my heart in two.
Leporello:
A broken heart? It must be painful, even deadly. What can I say? Remember that one time you lost your head? You were alive and happy, and even played guitar. My master, are you feeling good?
Don Everett:
Ah, more than that! I feel two lives instead of one. The one of me is loved and happy. Donna Anna, remembers him and all this day she has been asking everyone about him, and dreaming that they meet again.
Indian Chief Buying A Fishing LicenseSeptember 7th, 2007
Berry:
Good Afternoon, Chief. It’s nice of you to come. We have just received new fishing nets, big ones. Just as you asked last time.
Chief:
Hi, Berry. I am not here for the net. I want to buy a license.
Berry:
License? But you don’t need a license, do you? You aboriginal people can fish any time you want.
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